Mara / ♀ / ♋ / Venezuela
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is that sAND

oh my god it was just ONE TIME

and i was really hungry ):

but thanks i guess

oh, a completely natural food! he takes a bite of it very happily

and it melts off

it was a plastic banana

oh boy at last, real food

i'm lucky this girl likes sushi

thank you!

drag & drop
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monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

te quiero atropellar con mi camioneta mientras te piso el coño

mono no

verocchi:

pixel Uta for self-satisfaction (◕‿◕✿)

Este año me metieron a la cárcel, encontraron los cadáveres del gato y el tipo. Lo único bueno es que aprendí a cocinar cosas básicas y estuve viviendo a base de huevos fritos, pan y agua. Rest in fucking vacations. Trae dinero para la fianza, son como 1000$, de lo contrario me voy a tener que comer los huevos fritos de mi compañero de celda (Carl) ya que la policía solo no nos da de comer. Lov u *3*

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shhh sh shh yes u are shhh

happy no

te quiero

yo te quiero mas :*

feels good to draw again but hhrghshgjl i’m too tired to do anything else o-<-<

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WE LOVE U TOO MARA

CRIES AGAINST YOUR SHIRT I’M GLAD U DO…

you’re amazing mara even more than this folded pillow

no way there’s no way i’m more amazing than that shhh