2011 was a good year
misspumpkiin: tumblr homestuck
suffren: ganderbulbs: sometimes i feel like “that” homestuck fan the one who makes everything homestuck like hercules and soul eater and ode to the bouncer and whatever other crossovers i’ve done oops omg im THAT homestuck fan toooooooooooooooo
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
cherrychalk: achembee: keishakips: i guess jane really isnt made of life oh my fucking god /rolls around and dies
who needs punctuation when you can just end every sentence with omg
homestuck fandom: oh haha! another update i hope it's going to another funny o-
homestuck fandom: but w-
homestuck fandom: why can't we just-
hussie: she's dead
hussie: they're all dead.
hussie: all your favorite characters.
hussie: all of them.
basstrip: zillybutts: so if tavros/gamzee/dave were a ship, would it be called peanut butter jelly time fuck
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
Me: lol nope
tavros RPer: uH, uHH, uHHHH,,,,uH,,,,,,,,uM,,,,,,,,,,,
actual tavros: oKAYYYY, mY BROMO SAPIEN,
r U READY,
tO GET STRAIGHT IN, FLAT DOWN, BROAD SIDE, SCHOOL FED UP THE BONE BULGE,
bY A DOPE SMACKED, TRINKED OUT, SMOTHER FUDGING,
In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
¡¡FELIZ AÑO NUEVO!!
Les deseo mucha suerte a todos en este nuevo año y si vamos a tener un apocalipsis que haya sido con todas nuestras metas cumplidas uvu (?)
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: A low whimper escapes John's lips, as the dark haired teen tugs and strains against the cuffs around his wrist, the cool metal warmed by the heat of his body. He arches his back from the bed, curving his spine and bucking his hips, drawing your attention to his half hard arousal. He looks up, blue eyes glistening and his cheeks stained red with embarrassment. He's naked, the soft pale planes of his person exposed, and very much on show. His eyes lock onto yours and the boy's face flushes an even deeper tinge of pink. John Egbert's hands are high above his head and cuffed to the head board of your bed. What do you do?
▲: Nic Cage edges closer to the bed, a sly smirk on the talented movie star's lips. " That was the plan..." he began, his smirk growing, soon turning into a face of pure madness -- close to what he looks like when he gets all 'flaming skull head' in Ghost Rider-- " That was the plan...To give you a boner..." he chuckled deeply, before repeating once more in a higher tone of voice "Boner."
shinygiraffe: Hussie is like Timmy Turner’s Mom, everything he touch dies once at least.
hinarin: reinapepiada replied to your post: BUENO ENTONCES ☀ ): AL MENOS MIRA LAS PREGUNTAS ANTES DE REBLOGUEAR EL COSITO PUES (?) CÁLLATE SON LAS UNICAS DOS QUE NO SE COMO RESPONDER Y TU VAS Y LAS PREGUNTAS :( (?) BUENO OBVIO PARA ESO ESTOY (?)
not really impressed
sassy-gay-karkat: jane is bacFUCK
Era el único borrador que tenía aunque estaba estúpidamente pequeño y prácticamente hecho una mierda pero era……………… Era un borrador JohnKat
Perdí mi borrador … …..
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
gay male: i'm gay
me: thats nice have you heard about homestuck
Gente yo tambien me voy a la selva Vuelvo el 2 de enero Pasenla bien <3
END OF YEAR MEME, WHAT FUN
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