Marzo 2012
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sabes que tienes problemas severos tu y tus negroides del skype cuando se rien de fotos de frambuesas
u-ok:
i wish i could draw better
breaks hands
breaks tablet
breaks pen
breaks soul
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Gente que se puede comprar todo lo que quiere. →
prince-of-kokoro:
I am a blog composed of nothing but pointless text posts.
kirimorii ha preguntado: Hagamos jugo de fresa a la cangrejo.
kirimorii ha preguntado: Quiero ser el Home de tu Stuck
yourcreepyuncle:
what if we’re all in an anime right now, but we’re just the grey people in the background and we don’t know it
mrotek:
I have a crush on food
The 66th GIF in your folder is your reaction when...
heytbo:
waywardmonster:
renamc24:
madiebelleadventures:
thegifinyourfolder:
Submitted by: trontier
let’s hope that doesn’t happen for dyer’s sake..
NO
my grandpa took us to the airport to take the...
Grandpa: I don't remember this route hmm should we ask for directions?
Grandma: But you know where the airport is, why would you ask for directions?
Grandpa: I'm saying, I never took this route!
Mom: Come on, we're late for our flight and we're lost. Let's ask for directions.
Me: FUCKING AIRPORTS
iero-the-queero:
sometimes i wish all my close friends werent from the internet and living forever away from me
and by sometimes i mean always
me: *makes text post*
text post: *gets 3 notes*
i tried by akon begins to play in the background
Imitar a alguien que odias y ponerle voz de gil
nialllatigablehoran1d:
siempre xd
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
Febrero 2012
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
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EL CHAVO DEL OCHO!STUCK
El profesor Dualscafares: Doña Condesa, le traje este humilde ramo de ballenas.
Doña Condesa: Ay no tenías porque traerlas... NO, SÍ T-ENÍAS PASA PARA ACÁ. >38C
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leadmetotheark:
omg do you ever just have severe intense feelings about a ship and you want to DO SOMETHING about it like write fic or make a video or graphics but for some reason no matter how intense your feelings are you just CAN’T make anything so you sit at your computer vibrating with the intensity of your feelings that you can’t do anything about
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samcrocker:
fuck all other headcanons the condesce is a straight up chola
c)(ola
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meryalex ha contestado a tu publicación: Ahora te sigue meryalex
huevona conchuda
berserkk-as-fuck:
we aren’t PEOPLE anymore
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Ahora te sigue meryalex
EL FIELTRO
panconkiwi:
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
EL FIELTRO SUENA BIEN
Roxy!
panconkiwi:
ximesquarepants:
panconkiwi:
Nooooooooooooooo!!
PLEASE, DIRK, PLUG IN THAT WINDOW.
OR SOME OTHER “ANCESTOR”, APPEAR AND SAVE HER, I DON’T CARE
ROXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
it would be cool if dirk save her :L Sorry i still ship them omg
Don’t be sorry, I ship them too.
kirimorii ha preguntado: Tu belleza solo se compara con una fauna floral, sin embargo yo he de admirar tus gustos por el porno frutal.
HOY ES 29 DE FEBRERO, UNA FECHA QUE SE REPITE SOLO...
riot-of-flowers:
Y voy a desperdiciarla con tumblr 8D! /fuck you productividad