Something I realized about the recent updates
wunderscheisse: saywhiplash: miles5280s: Dirk describes the ICP Presidency as having started from the 2024 election, and then describes “several grueling terms of their presidency”. Assuming he means a minimum of three by “several”, that would put their duel with alpha-Dave at 2036 at the earliest. But from this page, we know that alpha-Dave landed around the year 1980. This is Dave in...
short horror story
OP: I like you (´･ω･`)
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
frequency-radio: supersonicbionic: The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. -Frederic Brown Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it? And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
What is God's message to you? →
zulenha: videv: arthur-cockland: dabsiwonder: radiolocked: innerpalindrome: Message from God to palindrome: “Believe in me who believes in you!” Message from God to Inna: “Try a little harder…” Message from God to Radio: “I am disappoint.” I’M SO SORRY GOD. Message from God to Dabs: “Sorry for creating you all weird.” It’s okey, god. I forgive you Message from God to Holly:...
striderstuck: i finally thought of one…
manosukestoned420: IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHAFUCKER.. THAT KILLED U! …_…|..____________________, , ……/ ..—-___________——_____|] = = = = = D …../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/ …..), —-.(_(__) / ….// (..) ), ——” …//___// ..//___// .//___// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if...
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