ROYALTYYYYYYYYYYY BITCHESSSSSSSSSS

comic eridan:	i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan:	im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john:	hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john:	i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska:	I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska:	8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros:	sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros:	i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat:	LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat:	FUCKASS