I'm an annoying girl who doesn't have a life and speaks spanish.
I like sushi more than actual people.
*makes out with you* haha no homo bro *tenderly kisses your neck* no homo *slides my hand down your pants and breathes on your neck* no homo bro
i love how most people don’t seem to realize that dirk is like NOT a socially graceful person whatsoever
oh my god
you know what this means
all roads point to johnkat